Happy Mother’s Day: Timberlake and Samberg’s “Motherlover”

Published on May 10th, 2009 by

It’s Mother’s Day. What have you done for *your* mom lately? I almost peed my pants when I first saw this on SNL last night. Justin Timberlake is one funny guy. The cameos by Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson are the icing on the cake. This download is from Hulu and avoids the commercials from NBC. Hope you enjoy!

Full Lyrics after the jump.


Motherlover Lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

JT: Didn’t get a gift for her?

AS: Other plans got in the way. She’ll be so disappointed.

JT: Damn, I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn…

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

my mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

JT: I’m thinkin’ – I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ’em off
Show ’em how much they really mean
’cause I’m a Motherlover
you’re a Motherlover
We should fuck each others mothers

JT: Fuck each others moms
You’ve seen that place where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms

Both:’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
clutchin’ on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom

JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both: Sure ‘nough!

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
“All up under the covers day”
‘Cause I’m a Motherlover
you’re a Motherlover
We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms
I’ll push in that place where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms

AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS:I’ll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH
’cause every Mother’s Day needs a mother’s night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m gonna sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover…

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